So, yesterday, there was a trending topic on twitter: Disney pick up lines. I clicked on it because I thought, “great! Disney quotes! this is gonna be good!”

But it wasn’t. It was dirty. And a little odd.

And it’s a shame because it’s such a wasted opportunity. Think of all of the real Disney pick up lines. I mean, they could really get creative and fun with that. Here are some that I came up with:

“Come on! You can be our mother!” - Peter Pan

“Do you trust me?” - Aladdin (after all, it works twice)

And my good friend, Emma, thought up this one:

“You will join me for dinner. That is not a request.” - Beast

And then I thought I’d throw a few more out there, just for fun:

“But, remember this, Pidgeon: a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.” - Tramp

“So, did they give you a name with all those rippling pectorals?” - Meg

“But, don’t you remember? We’ve met before.” - Phillip

So, those are the ones that I’ve thought of. Please feel free to comment with your own ideas. I think we can pick up where our uninspired fellow twitter users left off.